Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My First Entry

Thanks for checking out my blog! This is my first posting so I figured it would be the most appropriate place to answer your questions. In case you were wondering, you do have questions...


  • What's the topic of your blog?

So throughout my lifetime I've had a few different journals and entering the blogosphere seemed like the next logical progression. If given the ultimatum of having to choose one method of written communication to use for the remainder of my life, I would certainly keep the keyboard and throw away those pesky pens and pencils. My hands get tired pretty quickly when I'm physically writing. And blogging saves a tree that would otherwise die to make whatever journal I would've bought had I not decided to start this blog.

This blog will have no real topic, per se. My mind tends to wander and I've been told that I have the attention span of a goldfish so it only seems reasonable to leave myself unrestrained in regards to what I actually blog about. I'm sure I'll grab onto a few random topics and beat them to a pulp until even I'm sick of writing about them and then I'll move on. So "Spreading Fast" is going to be a little stream-of-consciousness experiment. Hopefully, it doesn't end as quickly as all of my journals did; only a fraction of each journal was actually used. Only time will tell I guess.

  • Who is this douchebag?

Whoa...no need to get hostile. I'm not making you read this (although I would if it were possible). I've been called a douchebag before but I'm really just your average-joe, guy-next-door type. I'll spare you the details for now but I certainly encourage (beg) you to check back often and see what's going on in my little world. Maybe you'll see that I'm not really a douchebag. ...No need to apologize.

  • Why are you blogging anyways?

Adoration. Boredom. Curiosity. Documentation. Expression. Finicality. Gaucherie... Shall I keep going?

  • Whatever man...